Fashion Apology…
By Elizabeth | July 3, 2008
“I’m thinking of dyeing my hair red,” said The Boyfriend while gazing at himself in the mirror. “To make up for all the times I dyed it burgundy in the 80’s. It’ll be my fashion apology.”
I’ve been apologizing to fashion since 2002 when I stopped subjecting the public to my awful (yet sporty) white sneaker look. My size 11’s just can’t rock the seemingly endless white of a practical sneaker. My last pair of New Balance sneakers, thoughtfully purchased in the attempt to give my feet the cushiony softness I felt they needed at the time, reside dustily under a pile of more recently worn shoes and have not tasted fresh air or concrete since 2003.
I don’t think I could ever apologize to fashion sufficiently for my elementary school obsession for color coordinating my socks to my shirts and then. . .and then. . .rolling them down to orbit my pale ankles, like Saturn’s rings. . .or cottony donuts, which ever visual you prefer.
Having said that, I’m proud to say that I have never owned or worn white pants. Especially not white jeans (I just can’t be trusted not to make messes). But I did spend quite a bit of my childhood in stirrup pants. I’d like to think that not wearing white pants somehow balances my fashion-karma after the stirrup-disaster years.
Readers, what’s your fashion apology?
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Low…
By Elizabeth | July 2, 2008
I’ve been sitting in front of my computer for HOURS trying to think of something to write about today. Words are not on my side. Try as I might, clever insightful musings feel like they are running through my fingers like sand.
Maybe it’s hormones or maybe I’m grumpy because I’m bloated or maybe it’s the pictures my friend posted of me from the tie dye party I went to on Sunday, but I’m feeling pretty crappy about myself today.
Tell me a joke or something. I need some cheering up.
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A good and awesome place…
By Elizabeth | July 1, 2008
Whenever I need a reminder that the world is basically a good and awesome place filled with kind and friendly people, I can’t help but think of this guy - Matt Harding, the guy whose silly dance swept the world and the internet a few years back.
It’s a wonderful thing that a smile and a few simple dance moves can inspire people all around the globe. Seems like a shame that so many of us take ourselves so seriously day in and day out.
So, today, follow Matt’s example and spread some happiness around. . .in whatever form you like!
Here’s Matt’s latest video:
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Gut feelings.
By Elizabeth | June 27, 2008
It isn’t often that I get solid, decisive, and clear gut feelings about anything. Gut instinct has always seemed like an illusive talent other people can readily tap into while remaining largely a mystery to me. That is, until this week. I’ve been working on quite a few projects this week and certain aspects of those projects have been almost entirely dictated by my gut. The “voice” I hear, or rather the pull I feel, toward one decision or another is absolute. I’ve tried arguing with that feeling, even going as far as attempting a change. But that gut feeling always stays my hand telling me loudly and firmly, “No. This is right. Do not change it. Be patient and trust me.”
I’m doing my best to listen but, honestly, it’s kinda freakin’ me out. I feel conflicted, head against gut. Though, it seems to me that given the rarity of my gut feelings about anything, I’ve gotta listen up. I get the sense that things in my life are beginning to fall into place and all I have to do is trust my gut and be patient and the evidence will begin to appear.
It’s weird, though. I wonder where this is all going to lead.
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Peace.
By Elizabeth | June 26, 2008
I’ve been feeling really meh about my body lately. In a lot of ways, it’s been really comfortable. I haven’t been fretting over myself while standing naked in front of the bathroom mirror nor have I been carefully monitoring the subtle little changes my body goes through over weeks and weeks that only I can see. I don’t feel especially negative about myself or any parts of my body. I suppose that’s a sign of how much I’ve grown and changed since setting out to have a better relationship with myself. . .
I do feel positive about myself when I check out my bod in the mirror. Yet instead of feeling wild excitement because I am finally beginning to love a part of myself that I used to hate, I feel more like, “Yeah, that’s me. I like me. Yup.”
Sure, there are things I’d like to change. I haven’t been feeling especially strong lately and my often hurting back would appreciate it if I dedicated more time to a stretching routine. But these are things I’d like to do for my body not because of my body, if that makes sense. If anyone had told me that really being at peace with yourself and your body felt so uneventful, I never would have believed them. I mean, I love me AND my body. . .simply because it IS. And that feels more like a quiet vacation laying around my house naked than the whirlwind of constant expansion I thought it was before.
Who knew?
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I really need this today…
By Elizabeth | June 25, 2008
An oldie but a goodie…
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My Inner Hippy
By Elizabeth | June 24, 2008
I came across two sites recently that have my inner hippy squealing with delight.
Check out the Society for Barefoot Living and GuerrillaGardening.org!
Oh, the filthy-footed summer glee! The only thing that could make it better would be a stretch of hot days here in the Pacific Northwest. We have yet to have a day warm enough for me to start bitching that I don’t own any shorts…
Come on, Summer! You can do it!
Edit: I GOT MY WISH! It’s gorgeous today!
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To ‘Poo or Not to ‘Poo. Shampoo, that is.
By Elizabeth | June 23, 2008
My hair and I have reached a difficult point in our relationship. Actually, the issue is more with my scalp than my hair. You see, a couple months ago, around the time I was experimenting with cleansing my face with oil, I decided to try alternative methods of keeping my hair clean. I was totally excited to try something new and dove right into an oil treatment for my hair and trying out various methods of keeping my hair clean without shampoo (a no-’poo do, if you will).
The oil treatment didn’t seem to make a huge difference in my hair but it did make it look nice throughout the week. My goal was to work up to the more hardcore shampoo shunning by first simply washing my hair with conditioner. And, let me say, it worked out great. Not only was my hair easier to comb but since conditioner doesn’t lather, I spent way more time really scrubbing my scalp and wasn’t drying out the ends of my hair. The only downside was the extra time I spent having to rinse my hair over and over.
I was really getting into my new haircare routine when I got sick and then spent most of two weeks away from home. For the sake of speed and ease, I fell back into using my regular shampoo. Since then, though, I’ve noticed that I seem to be having some sort of reaction to my shampoo. My head itches constantly and I’ve been getting acne on my scalp (eww!). Itchy scalp has never been a problem for me in the past so it’s sort of taken me by surprise. I did a little experimentation and found that if I go back to just using conditioner, my scalp feels much better but not great. I haven’t tried a new shampoo yet, mostly because I’m trying to use up what I have left and also because I’m afraid of spending money on something that will cause the same reaction.
Anybody have any recommendations for more natural shampoos? Are you rockin’ the no-’poo do and have any tips to share? I’m thinking that I might just get a natural bristle brush to spread my hair’s oils all the way to the ends so it doesn’t get so greasy around my crown and buy a more gentle shampoo (maybe this?) to use to clean my scalp. I need some help. Share your ‘pooy wisdom, readers!!
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George Carlin Dead.
By Elizabeth | June 22, 2008
George Carlin died today of heart failure at the age of 71.
Thanks for stirring up shit, George.
And thanks for making sure we all know what words aren’t allowed to be said on TV.
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Joy!
By Elizabeth | June 20, 2008
She’s done it again. I love you, Joy. Seriously. *phone fingers*
I think this one might be my favorite so far. . .but it’s a really close call.
If you’d like to catch up here is A Fat Rant and Fat Rant 2: Confessions of the Compulsive.
This video is the perfect end to the week. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
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